You know what happens this weekend?
The best 4 bands in town rock the shit out of Cave 9 Saturday at 8pm
That's fucking what!
It's The Homos, your favorite band(Admit it!); The Bloody Undies; The Umbilical Chords and Babylonious Monologue all in the same place at the same time to melt your beautiful faces.
Will The Elmonster bleed from his face?
Will Camcakes show his package?
Will KOD throw porn at the audience?
Will Roscoe The Stunt Cock show off his signature flaming dong move?
Will Johnny Sunshine bat hampsters off stage with a herring?
You won't know unless you're there!
Show up or no one will ever love you!