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Monday, June 19th, 2006
12:50 pm
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
3:25 pm
Love The Homos
do you love The Homos? i mean, really, do you LOVE The Homos?

if so, then support us in the emergenza festival!

we will be battling against numerous other bands from alabama for a chance to move up in the ranking and move on to other emergenza events and competitions.
the band that wins the whole competition gets a trip to germany to play at a huge music festival.

how can you support The Homos in this?


contact us to buy tickets to the event. it will be at The Highnote Lounge (19+ show, sorry kids) on January 7th.

tickets are $10 if you buy them from us before the show and $15 at the door.

then just come out to the show and vote for us, The Homos.

The Homos love you. you should love The Homos.

-The Monster, voice of The Homos.
Friday, October 28th, 2005
5:04 pm
show at the highnote tonight.

19+ probably $5

It's us, the Splits, and some christian rock band. Yeah, it'll be loads of fun.
Friday, October 21st, 2005
12:21 pm
no show from the homos.
the show tonight is cancelled. thankfully.

instead, we're going to drink alot of beer and energy beer whilst we write our movie.
Thursday, October 20th, 2005
12:18 pm
homos show?
god damn.

we're playing again This friday (tommorrow) at the hotel. All ages.

joining the homos will be the ocelots and henry dunkel.

come if you'd like. it should be an interesting collection of bands.
Sunday, October 9th, 2005
9:12 pm


all this takes place : Wednesday Oct. 12 at The Hotel Birmingham, starts around 9.

thats only a few days from now, we know. BUT we're filming to submit to a documentary being made about punk rock.

Come get drunk, be in a movie, and listen to sexy pornstars The Homos.

have any questions? gimme a call- 965-8550
Wednesday, July 13th, 2005
6:49 pm
Baby's on fire
This Friday come see The Homos, Baak Gwai, and The Bloody Undies rock the shit out of The Highnote Lounge. 

Show starts at or around 10pm and will cost 5 dollars at the door. 
Saturday, July 2nd, 2005
8:14 pm
this one is for The Homos
as our booking agent i have some anouncements.

we're playing at The Highnote on the 15th with Baak Gwai and The Bloody Undies.

on the 22, we'er playing with Dr. Gonzo in Murfreesboro, TN.

on the 30, we're playing with 4 other bands in Athens, GA.

my phone is still broken and only accepting text messages. send me messages if this is a problem and i will do my best to replace you. you are all worthless bastards.

Current Mood: Drunk and Excited
Sunday, June 5th, 2005
12:03 am
i'm just saying
if you don't think that The Homos are the greatest punk band in the world today, you have obviously never witnessed the following:
1) a The Homos show
2) camcakes being thrown out of a party, one of our own shows, or any other structure inhabited by humans
3) the elmonster trying his damnedest to kick in windows at 3am in an appartment building
4) people buying The Homos t-shirts that are actually just our dirty laundry with "The Homos" written on them in permanent marker
5) johnny sunshine spitting beer after beer at the audience until everyone dancing is drenched
6) jerfo dancing and smoking in a tigger suit
7) metalhead's ass hanging out of daisy dukes
8) KOD's boobs bouncing furiously while she plays drums
9) camcakes trying to shit on someone's staircase
10) the elmonster launching beer bottles down a hallway
11) camcakes peeing on someone's stairs
12) the elmonster waking up mysteriously naked in someone's house (not where he remembers going to sleep)
13) a really good performance of "Drunk Boy Boogie," "Hideous," "careless whisper," or "16 or 17"
14) a guerilla rocked party

Current Mood: accomplished
Thursday, June 2nd, 2005
12:29 pm
Unless you were curious as to what you're doing tonight...
WHERE: The Mellow Mushroom in Tuscaloosa

WHEN: Tonight at 10pm

WHO: The Homos and Baak Gwai

WHAT: The best/worst show T-town will see...ever.

WHY: Your mom.
Friday, May 6th, 2005
1:01 am
the homos are setting up shop on "www.mp3unsigned.com" because we spread like a virus.

this site, by the way, has some incredibly stupid black metal videos on it worth checking out.
Saturday, March 26th, 2005
11:25 am
unless you've been to a The Homos show like the one we had last night, i don't know that we can be friends. absolutly incredible. i'll post more about it later. anyway, we have one of those quasi websites on myspace now. here: http://www.myspace.com/thehomos/
Monday, March 21st, 2005
1:03 am
The Homos' show at the Highnote will be 21+.

The Homos' show at The Hotel will be all ages.

Both should cost around 5 at the door.
Sunday, March 20th, 2005
6:34 pm
Things You Need To Know!
It's time for a The Homos schedule update for this week.

This Thursday (March 24th), come see The Homos at the Highnote Lounge/Rockin' Horse with some bands that I can't remember because we were just put on the bill last night.  I think that some of them are from out of town (New York?). 

This Friday (March 25th), come to The Hotel Birmingham (NW corner of 18th and 2nd ave South) to see The Homos with their friends The Nowhere Squares, The Bloody Undies, The Umbilical Chords, and some punk rock opening band TBA.  Doors open at 9pm and show starts at 10.  The order should run as such:
The Umbilical Chords
The Bloody Undies
The Homos
The Nowhere Squares
Cover is 5 at the door.  Kegs will be supplied.  Any etc., BYOB.
Saturday, March 19th, 2005
4:58 pm
If you don't come, you suck almost as much as us.
The Highnote on 21st Street South on the south side of Birmingham.



There will probably be a $5 cover, but they have those big ass mason jars of beer for like $3, so if you drink yourself stupid not only will you be able to stomach our show but you'll get some of your money back.
Friday, March 11th, 2005
9:35 pm
so freakin' great
These were taken at The Homos' show at The Highnote last week. It was our best show yet.

Camcakes shows the goods

The Elmonster bleeds for the crowd.

Johnny Sunshine hypnotizes the audience

We give it back.

The Metalhead Pumpkin in all his glory.

Our front and the back of Ashley's head.

Best shot of the night.

They like us. They really like us. I think that some of them were singing along.

Current Mood: 6 shots of espresso later
12:06 am
so, i bet you wankers are wondering when The Homos will be playing again. well, here's the answer:

on march 18th, The Homos will be in Montevallo at Doubleplay for Amnestyfest. good times. we will go on at midnight or shortly before/after.

on march 19th, The Homos will be playing (again) at The Highnote on 21st street south on the south side of birmingham.

on march 25th, The Homos along with The Nowhere Squares, The Bloody Undies, The Umbilical Chords, and Jesus H. Chrystler will be playing at The Hotel on the corner of 18th street and 2nd avenue south. this, my friends, promises to be an amazing show. the cover will be at or around 5 dollars and kegs will be supplied.

on april 3rd, The Homos will be playing "Meet the Beat" in Montevallo.

that's it for the next 3 weeks. i'll update more info on these shows when i'm less drunk.

nighty night, sexy people.
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
10:43 pm
oh, almost forgot
so...if you bastards are not too busy with all of your bastardry, you should come see The Homos at the highnote on friday night. the cover is 5 dollars and the doors open early (9ish), which means you can start drinking for when the Bloody Undies go on at 10.30 or 11.00 and The Homos go on at 12.30 or 1.00.
come hear us and i'll give you a CD!
Monday, February 28th, 2005
7:18 pm
so, who wants one
dear my friends,
the time is here. the homos now have cds available (or, rather, will once we burn some more.) what do they sound like? too good to be us? not quite, but better than most of you have heard us. i believe that we will have 2 versions available. we have 8 tracks recorded in total, so one will just be the rock (5 tracks: drunk boy boogie, buttholing in c minor, the mopey song, hideous, and 16 or 17.) the other will be the rock and the redonkulous (including the previous 5 and our country/western song "dumptruck" (the way too drunk song), our tribute to some very special nerd boys called "skokies," and a song from the real king of rock and roll, George Michael.) send me 2 things if you want one. those 2 things should include the following:
your address or way of getting a cd to you
a comment about how much you love me
okay, that's all. send word. i love you guys, and now, i can invade your homes.
with...a bloody nose,
the elmonster

Current Mood: elated
Thursday, February 10th, 2005
12:35 am
hey, i have an idea!

You know what happens this weekend? 

The best 4 bands in town rock the shit out of Cave 9 Saturday at 8pm

That's fucking what!

It's The Homos, your favorite band(Admit it!); The Bloody Undies; The Umbilical Chords and Babylonious Monologue all in the same place at the same time to melt your beautiful faces.

Will The Elmonster bleed from his face?

Will Camcakes show his package?

Will KOD throw porn at the audience?

Will Roscoe The Stunt Cock show off his signature flaming dong move?

Will Johnny Sunshine bat hampsters off stage with a herring?

You won't know unless you're there!

Show up or no one will ever love you!

Current Mood: excited
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